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Quitok Network Administrator   Registered Member #1 Posts: 17 | INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ------------------------------------------------------ Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7 .7. Good Luck, Tech Support INSTALLING A HUSBAND Quitok Network- "Web Satisfaction" | ||
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 Registered Member #16 Posts: 2 | I recently upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mate 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also highly incompatible with several other native applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, AnyMotorcycle and HarleyRallys2008. Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, BonkBuddy 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 2.0 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each others presence they caused severe damage to all my hardware. Sensing a way out, I upgraded Girlfriend 2.0 to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this product has a mandatory upgrade to Wife 1.0 in a very short timescale. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with VeryOccasionalSexPlus and Cleanhouse2000. However, I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted, they then re-surfaced months later. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and Internet Porn filter, and can, without warning, launch sub utilities such as Moanbag, Megastrop, Whingezip and RandomTears. These latter products have erratic functionality, no help files and require you to try and guess the problem yourself. Additional costly problems are that the Wife 1.0 bundle needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShopBrowserPro for new attachments and HairstyleExpress which needs to be upgraded every other week. Installing Wife 1.0 also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation and permission will not be granted. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to MyCar 2.0 programme it often crashes or runs the system totally dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying recurrent pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to try Mistress 2008, but have been warned there could be problems - if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2008 it will take control of, and delete, all MyMoney files before un-installing itself. | ||
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